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kimpissable:

empryean:

nooby-banana:

ironychan:

ilymorgannn:

I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it

I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.

It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D  It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.

this badass son of a bitch eats spongebob and his family


and looks good while doing it

kimpissable:

empryean:

nooby-banana:

ironychan:

ilymorgannn:

I’m terrified of the ocean but I love what inhabits it

I don’t know what this thing is but it can probably kill you in at least six horrible ways.

It’s a Spanish Dancer!! :D  It’s a type of sea slug that eats poisonous animals for breakfast and then absorbs their toxic power for itself. Their badass menu includes sea sponges and Portugese Man-O-Wars.

this badass son of a bitch eats spongebob and his family

and looks good while doing it

♥ 198918 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via lucidnova (source)

skypestripper:

when someone you barely know jokes on you

image

♥ 145889 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via hi (source)

565mae10:

565mae10:

GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.

YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?

VELMA IS 15.

FRED IS 16.

DAPHNE IS 16.

SHAGGY IS 17.

SCOOBY IS 7.

WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.

EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.

♥ 100199 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via lucidnova (source)

lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

♥ 228776 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via stay-ocean-minded (source)

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

this is the most important gif on the INTERNET

♥ 631007 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via lucidnova (source)
♥ 577642 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via hi (source)

I want this tattooed on my lower back

I want this tattooed on my lower back

♥ 16504 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via lucidnova (source)

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

♥ 186967 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via pizza (source)
♥ 1277 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via lucidnova (source)
whyd-youonlycallmewhenyoure-high:

☆† flowers in my hair and demons in my head †☆

whyd-youonlycallmewhenyoure-high:

☆† flowers in my hair and demons in my head †☆

♥ 8714 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via lucidnova (source)

preschooler-deactivated201206:

do you think ghosts can tell if youre gay or not? like im not gay but lets say hypothetically i was watching gay porn, would my grandmas ghost see me? totally not gay just asking hypothetically

♥ 10260 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via best-of-text-posts (source)

exfatalist:

trekual-innuendos:

Lets have a dystopian future movie where none of the actors are white

Not a single one

No reason

No explanation

There’s just no white people and not a single character questions it

Watch how quickly people notice and get pissed off

but wouldn’t it be better to put one white extra in the far background of a huge crowd shot for a few frames, so we could point to them every time someone gets pissed off?

♥ 96240 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via y00nster (source)
♥ 24648 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via hi (source)

tes1a:

RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home

♥ 208248 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via hi

h0mocidal:

does anyone else convert oxygen into carbon dioxide or is that just me lol 

♥ 297068 — 1 day ago on 17 Apr 2014 — via pizza (source)